funny english hindi jokes and sms

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage...

funny english hindi jokes and sms

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

funny english hindi jokes and sms

A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. the doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. the woman replied, snorting pepper.

funny english hindi jokes and sms

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

funny english hindi jokes and sms

Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

funny english hindi jokes and sms

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!!"
They each continue on their way, and ..... as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road..... and dies immediately.

funny english hindi jokes and sms

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife “Mother of Six“ in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it‘s time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, ‘Shall we go home now Mother of Six?“
His wife, finally fed up with her husband, shouts back, “Anytime you‘re ready, Father of Four!“