In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.




Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
par kuch khaas nahi hua.
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....


loan pass nahi hua...




Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?".
Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".




Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".




An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof.
They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds,
Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.




Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.




Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.




Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne.
Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun,
car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.




Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.




Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.



What do you call a female who never laughs?



"HASINA"